Etiquette

I really want you to read this so I approached this a little differently than most, with a little bit of playfulness.

Echanté

Please indicate which answer is wrong.

A. “I work for a corporation, I have a family with children and I expect that when I write Camela that all her correspondence between us is professional. Using explicit language and heavy flirting could jeopardize my career and my family life. I expect my provider to be cautious with all her interactions. Camela is very professional and our correspondence is easy and smooth.”

B. “I am very concerned with my menu items. I have a budget and want to make sure i am not wasting my time. Camela has some reviews, but they are vague so I emailed her and ask her if she did a list of acronyms. Even though I gave her a couple of references, she never answered me.

C. “I booked a fantastic 2 hour date with Camela. I was still buzzing from our time together. I emailed her thank you, but also included everything that happened in the email. I think that was a mistake, because she did not respond. “

D. “I know Camela pretty well. It’s fun to keep in touch with her in between our sessions. Because she is witty and smart I find a good inside joke or angle to email her with and she always writes back. One thing I do is write her a story. She likes to write herself so she will give me ideas and we can talk about my fantasies.”

Clean as a Whistle

More than once answer applies. Select which ones that you will do.

A. “When I meet Camela I want to be clean as a whistle. I shower or ask to shower there. She always has a fresh towels and fragrance free soap. Austin is hot and humid so I don’t want her to deal with any funky smells. I wash well. She is s good hostess and has two kinds of mouthwash, breath mints and gum available. Camela also takes care in her hygiene, always freshly showered before our date. When talking closely her breath smells fresh. It sets the motions for a good time.”

B. “I have seen my fair amount of providers. I care about my health. For the protection of my family and my providers I get tested regularly.

C. “It was my first time getting a portrait style body work. I realize now that I probably needed to shower before hand. She was working on my glutes which were very sore from a work out when she abruptly stopped. Later my massage therapist friend told me they call that ‘stinky butt’. I take a medication that gives me bad breath. She told me she assumed that when we were talking closely. She gave me some gum, but I felt self conscious after that and could tell I should have showered when I got there and used the breath mints. Now I know why my sessions are not as good as they could be. “